The Magic Time Machine

902 NE Interstate 410 Loop, San Antonio, TX 78209

5003 Beltline Road, Dallas, TX 75254


I'm not even sure what the design theme of this restaurant is supposed to be, but just so you know, you WILL get lost. I finally found the restrooms and didn't know if I would ever make it back to my table.


The servers are all dressed and act in character to pop culture icons. My servers were Ace Ventura and Napoleon Dynamite. There was a Lady Gaga leading people around singing some karaoke too.There's a face painting and game room towards the entrance.  The salad bar is inside of a car and its free to everyone. At the end, they give a glass that just starts overflowing with soap and bubbles, so you can wash your hands right at the table!